You’re Selling What?
“So this guy walks into a fabrication shop, see, and says, ‘I want a countertop!’ So we ask him where it goes and what kind of stone and what edge and what kind of sink and … well, he couldn’t take it! He ends up going to (your favorite whipping boy here) and the next thing I hear, he’s swearing up and down that it’s crap! Ha! Serves him right!”